December 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle: His antagonism towards claustrophobic chimneys remains suppressed.
OnniClue: Then he's got those unwashed socks to deal with.

Onnicle: Pick a pillow-fight with internet users? I balked at the very idea of that going anywhere.
OnniClue: Hasn't exactly been the best year for him.

Onnicle: It's a chasm I tangibly feel, as I look up, at illogical movies that came up after her era.
OnniClue: Intelligent cinema, where 'art' thou?

Onnicle: Develop your mental youthfulness if you can and the body will follow.
OnniClue: He'll always be the guide.

Answers to November 2011 Onnicles
- Sunny Leone (Bigg Boss)
- Jawahar Lal Nehru (Birthday)
- George Bush (India trip)
- Lady Gaga

November 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle: "For outdoor shoots in the sun, nylon acessories (unlike silicone) can look pale," one photographer explained.
OnniClue: Porn to be wild.

Onnicle: "Employees with a square jaw, a hard find. They work & take the fall alone" - HR update.
OnniClue: Children, time to practise your salsa and cha-cha-cha steps for the party.

Onnicle: Will you let emotions, rage or geopolitical strategies ambush your logical plans?
OnniClue: Secret trip to give secret advice to a secretive India Inc!

Onnicle: I'm glad you are thinking big again.
OnniClue: Popstar or marketing genius?

Guest onnicle by Poyni Bhatt:
Onnicle: Much early in the dawn Mr. Darcy rushed to his farm, and saw in the mist ryots working on the soil. “Doers-in-charge is the only way to ensure long term continuity.” he thought.
OnniClue: Heir apparent is necessary before one bids good-bye.

Answers to October onnicles
- Subroto Roy (Sahara buys stake in Mallya's F1 venture)
- Happy Diwali
- Steve Jobs (passes away)
- Dennis Ritchie (creator of Unix passes away)

October 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle 1: The mono sub-rotor submersible pump is a royal boon for borewell digging.
Onnicle 2: Press F1 for more help on the formulas, one at a time.

Onnicle: In an unusual mishap, pythons crawled into his khadi wali kameez.
OnniClue: Seasons greetings!

Onnicle 1: The dirty & vivid yak hunting depicted in the picture got the tribal angry.
Onnicle 2: His ilk is prone to ridicule & sarcasm. It had to happen.

Onnicle: He built the smartest ever company for job seekers who wanted to change the world.
OnniClue: May the innovative spirit live on.

Guest onnicle by Amol Hatwar:

Onnicle: His grit chiefly comes from the island of St. Isidore. His golden nisus changed the world many times over...
OnniClue: I saw some seashells on the sea floor :o)

Answers to September onnicles
- Jagjit Singh (when he was admitted to a hospital)
- Sylvio Berlusconi (famous for his Bunga-bunga parties)
- Usain Bolt
- Onam (Malayali festival)

September 2011 Onnicles

Onniclue: As he drove his Jag, jitters vanished and he began to sing his blues away.
OnniClue: Get well soon.

Onnicle: The chemical makes the basil violet & amber, plus conical in shape.
OnniClue: Cowabunga!

Onnicle: Happy Onamography
OnniClue: Wishing all our Malayali chettans & chechis

Onnicle: Analysts view the USA-India event as a symbol to promote bilateral trade ties.
OnniClue: Greased lightning.

Answers to August 2011 onnicles
- Justin Beiber
- Deven Sharma (Former President of S&P, who downgraded the US rating)
- Shammi Kapoor (passes away)
- Standard & Poors
- Vaughan (Michael) [said Indian batsmen use Vaseline on their bats]

August 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle: Just increase the fares, the cabbie berated.
OnniClue: Metallica - Separating the men from the boys, since 1981.

Onnicle: They thought he'd even wash Armani suits, but he ended up dry cleaning them.
OnniClue: Standard price to pay for showing the Goliath in poor light?

Onnicle: The investing sham might pick a poor man as the target.
OnniClue: Google's competitor never paid him royalty. RIP.

Onnicle: We understand, ardent & loyal supporters were shocked by the poor show.
OnniClue: No worries, it's still higher than my daughter's school grades.

Onnicle: For the cricket ball, there's saliva. Ugh! Anything for the bat?
OnniClue: (Another) creative use of Vaseline?

Answers to July 2011 onnicles
- Amar Singh (Cash for votes controversy)
- Hillary Clinton (India trip)
- Delhi Belly (DK Bose song)
- Ram Gopal Verma (Plan to sign Maria Susairaj for next movie)

July 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle: Trust 'em to make a martyr and sing hymns for the tainted ones.
OnniClue: What does 'bade bhaiyya' AB Sr have to say about this?

Onnicle: Feelin' the chill? Aryurveda & cyclin' tonight can help.
OnniClue: Agenda ooncha rahe hamara

Onnicle: The model hid the alarm bell. Yup, shows how popular it was.
OnniClue: Mr Bose doesn't like it one bit.

Onnicle:For a man-on-the-go, palmistry was never majorly interesting.
OnniClue: Do you think his Hindi re-make of '300' is justified?


Answers to June 2011 onnicles
- Williams (Venus and Serena knocked out early in Wimbledon)
- Pippa Middleton: (became famous for her derriere after the royal wedding)
- M.F. Husain (Passes away)
- Anna & Baba (Anna Hazare and Baba Ramdev fighting against corruption)

June 2011 Onnicles

Onnicle: Where there's a will...I am surely in it.
OnniClue: Premature ejection.

Onnicle: On sports day kids would pip parents and rush to the middle to nab the best seats.
OnniClue: Anybody who can help us get to the bottom of this story?

Onnicle: From far, we wish USA-India talks succeed.
Onniclue: Pic association

Onnicle: Can you ban or nab a bandanna wearing activist?
OnniClue: Same cause (?), different styles


Answers to May 2011 onnicles
- Norma Jean (Marilyn Monroe's real name)
- Shane Warne (OnniClue contains - Hurley)
- Mamata + Mayavati (famous for slippers & handbag respectively)
- Osama Bin Laden (EKIA - Enemy killed in action)
- Catherine Middleton (royal wedding)